The Gnomes are nervous. I'm curious.

The Justice Dept, as part of an ongoing tax evasion investigation, is seeking a list of names of clients from Swiss banking giant UBS. Wealthy Americans are therefore suing the bank to prevent said disclosure.
What would you give to get that list? Seriously, how many upstanding Congresscritters will be caught with their hands in that cookie jar? If there is a God in heaven, pretty please!