Obama was embarrassed today as he misunderstood the concept of a joint session. After, hurriedly stashing his rolling papers, he attempted to recover.
"Blah, blah,blah, blah, blah," he opened confidently, to a standing ovation. Continuing in a similar vein, he stated, "Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, change, rhubarb, blah, blah,blah." Of course, at that point, the crowd erupted with applause, and it was several moments before he could continue with his diatribe.
"Hope, change, hopiness and changiness abound, blah, blah, as the oceans begin to fall, we are the blah, blah, blah we have been waiting for. I will halve the deficit I have just quintupled as easily as I quit smoking, for I am The One. Blah, blah, blah, for the childrens, and their childrens childrens, that hope to change...
I'm sorry, at that point I blacked out. Can I even say that any more? Anyone who can endure such meaningless drivel deserves a bailout. Hell, I'll pay your mortgage. But still, the MSM fawns. The speech was hailed as "pivotal" by the hacks at the AP. Write this down and remember it. The Media, such as it was, in its last dying gasp, gave us this man. They anointed him, and therefore are blindly invested in his success. But when the tide begins to turn, and it surely will, it is going to get very ugly. I'm predicting around September. Stock up on popcorn, it's going to be an interesting ride.
As Confucious said, "May you live in interesting times."
Comments for this post
Posts
