Sunday, February 8, 2009

Washington math.

Let me see if I have this right. The House sends a bill to the Senate that costs, and when I say costs I mean wastes, $820B. Those brainiacs in the Senate lard it up to over $900B, but then some Repubs "pare' it back down by $100B, claiming a conservative victory, and the bill ends up with a total of $827B. So, by their logic, a bill that ends up costing $7B more is a win for the good guys? And yet, some say it could cost as much as $1.1 Trillion. The truth is that none of those idiots have any idea whatsoever, so let's do it anyway and see what happens. What could possibly go wrong?
Don't forget that other math genius, San Fran Nan, the botox depository, who claimed that "500 million Amercans' a month were losing their jobs. You couldn't make this stuff up.